Memoirs from camp
Recent camper quotes:
"Hey Bryan is it true that if you don't have a license to perform brain surgery and you have brain surgery on someone that they can die?"
"Um... yes, they would probably die. Incidentally, your cabin activity tonight is amateur brain surgery. Lobotomies for all!"
"Is that true? Are we really getting lobotomies? I thought we were going to the waterfront."
"My conciousness is a version of God's, and that conciousness is General Patton. And I tell him to do things... with my mind. But I let him take breaks, and if he does a miracle.... well that's good. I've never told anyone else this secret about me... please don't be afraid."
"Hey Bryan is it true that if you don't have a license to perform brain surgery and you have brain surgery on someone that they can die?"
"Um... yes, they would probably die. Incidentally, your cabin activity tonight is amateur brain surgery. Lobotomies for all!"
"Is that true? Are we really getting lobotomies? I thought we were going to the waterfront."
"My conciousness is a version of God's, and that conciousness is General Patton. And I tell him to do things... with my mind. But I let him take breaks, and if he does a miracle.... well that's good. I've never told anyone else this secret about me... please don't be afraid."
