Lust. Depravity. Beer.

On the subject of LEGAL neurotoxins (n.b., legal - an important distinction for you unprincipled trolls & wastes of tuition/parental support), I've found a new favorite for the beer-drinkers out there... Corsendonk Abbey Brown Ale ("Pater") has my vote this month. The dreamy Belgian brew is as easy on the eye as it is down the throat. A nice, smoked-chocolatey flavor with a tart finish. Raisined body and a lovely head.

Completely gratifying. If only men were so simple.