Sunday sunday sunday!

In honor of the Super Bowl, I give you the All-Criminal Team.
http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=2&StoryID=850&LayoutType=1

My personal favorite:

Alonzo Spellman is the only member of this team to have been charged with terrorizing passengers on a commercial flight and forcing an emergency landing. According to investigators, once on the ground Spellman told the pilot “I am about to rip your throat out.” Add to the mix weapons charges, a standoff with police from inside his publicist’s home and the usual DUI and failure to appear charges, and you’ve got a starting D-lineman.

Jesus.